You're sitting at home, on that terrible futon couch thing that's somehow worse than either of those would be, feeling on the one hand fairly awful, but on the other, rested enough for the first time in what's been kind of a blur of a last few... days? Definitely days right, not weeks or months. Someone would notice after that long. Anyway, point is, you have enough energy to clean yourself up and get some work done, which hasn't been the case for a while. You just need to clean yourself up, get dressed, maybe run a few errands, and maybe do your job for a bit. Just what WAS your job again anyway?
Just click the face you see in the mirror to get started. The portrait variations incidentally represent whether your body, if left to its own devices, is inclined to grow facial hair (the two columns on the right) and/or get all curvy (the two columns in the middle). Don't sweat the decision too much. You aren't going to be locked out of any equipment options or secret areas or anything. You'll also be able to change things up later if you don't like your pick.
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Adventurer isn't REALLY a job, it's more of a way of life. Rather than having a normal safe boring routine like a normal person, you just kinda wander around recklessly and see what happens. A lot of what happens tends to be you finding random stuff and deciding its yours, possibly while also very definitely tresspassing. This is all very different from being some sort of thief breaking into places and stealing stuff though, because thieves, you know, plan things out in advance. Your primary stat is INCOME and it's recommended you go wander around the woods to get your "adventure" started. |
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Business Professional is very much a real job. The realest of jobs. A whole career path even. You have business cards and an office and a placard with your name on it, and you do very important things. Other people have a hard time understanding just what, exactly, you DO really, but it's right there on your card. Your primary stat is INCOME and it's recommended you head downtown to climb that corporate ladder. |
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Hacker is a cutting, bleeding edge job where you go to the metal and have all the information in the world at your fingertips and other things that sound really cool and definitely don't all end up meaning you spend all day at your computer and basically never leave your appartment. Your primary stat is NERVE and it's recommended you surf the web and prove your mastery over it. |
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Homemaker is absolutely a job. It's a horrible thankless job where you run yourself ragged and don't get paid, but what job isn't really? You're also a heck of a lot more likely than the average person to work yourself into a terrifying rage. Your primary stat is NERVE and it's recommended you head downtown and start taking care of all these damn errands. |
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Sex Worker is a job, and one that deserves respect and dignity. Contrary to popular belief it doesn't so much involve having sex with strangers as it does taking pictures of your feet and talking very softly into a microphone that's too close to you. Your primary stat is VIBES and it's recommended you surf the web to find hosting options that aren't run by weird prudes. |
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Witch is a job... of sorts. It definitely doesn't just mean you spend a lot of time perfecting a perfect goth look and then just kinda strutting around looking super rad. You commune with nature and harness dark forces. Your primary stat is VIBES and it's recommended you go wander around the woods to find points of power or whatever. |